Bugsy PugMalone here! I’m living a full life, no regrets; and I’ve made a few interesting, potentially questionable, choices. I’ve been accused of stealing kisses, treats, socks and sleeping on the softest pillows. I have no comment on these issues. #innocentuntilprovenguilty
I make a rich Pug girl blush, and a young Pug girl squeal. I wanna be yours forever family; yours & yours alone (unless Munchkin calls, please hand me that phone) but I gotta tell ya – I was bad to the bone! Now, I’ve changed my ways. I’ve left the Pug gang life and I’m looking for a clean break. I’ve done my time, and am ready to find a nice family to settle down with. I’ll just throw this suggestion out there, see if it sticks. Maybe adopt my girlfriends too – I like that little chatty Cathy, Hannah; and that chunky little Haley too!
I’m a hard working guy with plenty of responsibilities, and a lot of snuggles to give. Every day I make sure no food hits the floor, a job I take very seriously. I inspect the other dogs’ bowls to make sure they are cleaned after every meal, like a law abiding Pug citizen. When I go outside I chase all the geckos off the patio, so they don’t scare my foster mom. She is one cool dame in my book, just like all the foster mommies out there.
Do me a favor kiddo, break me out of here. Fill out an application today. Let’s go sit under a palm tree and watch the sunset together while we look over each other’s shoulders.
One last thing – If anyone asks you, my name is BoBo Smith, and I’m a Great Dane visiting from the UK…